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BOB SAGET!

Oh for crying out loud, I said bacon and eggs!

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Jomamma
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Growth is betrayal of arrangements that were. Growth is change that is threatening as well as promising. Growth is denial of something and affirmation of something else. Growth is dangerous and glorious insecurity.

"For a long time it seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective had helped me to see there is no way happiness. Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment you have and remember that time waits for no one. Happiness is a journey not a destination." - Souza

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined." - Thoreau

Dom: "Some people think I'm called Mary."
Billy: "Yes, but do you have a little lamb?"

Billy: "I just lost my train of thought. Keep talking Dom."
Dom: "I like eggs in the morning and bacon at night. Is that bad?"
Billy: "No keep going, keep going."
Dom: "When I was seven I used to eat ants."
Billy: "Wait, I remembered! I just lost it again. Thats amazing isn't it?"

Dom Monaghan: "It's not just my tongue that's bad. My spleen once stole 100 dollars from a 7/11."
--Brilliant


if I ever wrote a story, I'd want to begin it with
"Smitty observed with indifference as the dog began to gnaw on his daughter."
total pulitzer
--Courtesy of my cousin Anna! :)

I was in Downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cuz ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "Alright, well, that is free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

--Mitch Hedberg

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